Being a parent is hard, but eating Sour Patch Kids is easy.
We’ll help make sure you don’t have the kids that flip your life upside down, but the ones that flip your frown upside down.
Sour Patch Protection
If you agree that having kids can be awful, here are some ways we’ll help you avoid having them.
The (Sour Patch) Pill
Sour Patch Condoms
First they’re sour, then they’re sweet - but they’re always safe.
Whether you’re looking for a sweet version of your daily birth control, or if your “Plan A” went sour, there’s a Sour Patch Pill for you.
Get Sour Patch Snipped
Because the only kids you’ll ever need come from the Sour Patch. Plus, you’ll leave our mobile operating rooms with more than just an ice-pack: a bag of Sour Patch Kids too.
Why’d you have them?
A Sour Patch Cast
In this interview podcast series, standup comedian Margaret Cho (who famously once claimed to “ovulate sand”) grills celebrity parents with big families about why they made the decision she could never wrap her head around: having children.
Copywriter: Andrew Caplan